okay so like yesterday i had this crazy dream right, it was like i was hanging out with these people and then they wanted to go score some weed from this dealer right, so i went with them for some reason.  and then we meet up with him in this crazy lowrider and he apparently has some of the best weed in the whole world or something called black dynamite, so i think they got some.
     well anyway a while later this brakedance fighting asian guy challenges me to this kungfu fight, but i managed to beat him with my mad martial arts skillz that i some how got.  after that he decided that since i was so amazing he would tag along with me and my crew y'know.
     then i met up with some older lady and this cool black dude who decided to hang out with us too.  then i can't remember how but somehow we all got into some trouble and got thrown in jail where there was this giant native american redneck guy, so he says that he is totally gonna rape us all if we don't beat him in a fight and somehow that asian dancefighter escaped from the jail and went back to his dance fighting head quarters to warn the others about my kungfu prowess but like when he get's back the leader of their organization, some 14 year old girl, beats the shit out of him for losing.
     meanwhile back in prison we were all faced off against that crazy rapist bastard and i though that it was gonna be no problem with my fighting skillz and we've got him out numbered but he was like a friggin wall and my hits didn't even seem to hurt him so i like grabbed onto his arm with my arms and legs and he threw me into the wall, then to make matters work the older lady starts like dying and needs to get her medicine and the large inmate guy tries to like steal it from us but i'm faster an i grabbed it.  and then me and the black dude were just facing off with him when i woke up.

so yeah. . . afterwards i was like WTF!  how and why does my brain come up with these things