[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you. {i hurt them back too!}
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. {they're out to get me!}
[ ] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 2

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it. {i don't remember the story actually..}
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. {too often >.<}

TOTAL: 1

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking. {when i zone out i actually think alot}
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 1

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math. {brain age has taught me well}
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. {hell no!}
[x] You break a lot of things. {well if they wouldn't hurt me. . .}
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 3

GRAND TOTAL: 60%

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% Mentally ill.